Homyarllamflam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful shark.

Homyarllamflam created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homyarllamflam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Homyarllamflam, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Homyarllamflam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Homyarllamflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Homyarllamflam's name in vain.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Worship no other gods but Homyarllamflam.