Xinpitbep is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane chicken.

Xinpitbep created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinpitbep, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xinpitbep, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xinpitbep's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Xinpitbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Worship no other gods but Xinpitbep.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Xinpitbep loves geese, so they must be respected.