Dunvonbellquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome cow.

Dunvonbellquaf created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Dunvonbellquaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dunvonbellquaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dunvonbellquaf's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dunvonbellquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Run away from turquoise great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Dunvonbellquaf loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dunvonbellquaf.