Quartbotlun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, idiotic centaur.

Quartbotlun created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartbotlun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quartbotlun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quartbotlun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Quartbotlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear brown scarves.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.