Quagstigsan Handonbug is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever gnu.

Quagstigsan Handonbug created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagstigsan Handonbug, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quagstigsan Handonbug, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quagstigsan Handonbug's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Quagstigsan Handonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Worship no other gods but Quagstigsan Handonbug.

5. Never think about gravity.