Mapnulwot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent frog.

Mapnulwot created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapnulwot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mapnulwot, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mapnulwot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mapnulwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the south.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.