Milbidran is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent horse.

Milbidran created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milbidran, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Milbidran, it will strike you with lightening.

Milbidran's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Milbidran's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Worship no other gods but Milbidran.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.