Rilgubcem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless slug.

Rilgubcem created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilgubcem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rilgubcem, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rilgubcem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rilgubcem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from pink bats, for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Respect your elders.