Cadbonkvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, smart hare.

Cadbonkvog created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbonkvog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadbonkvog, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cadbonkvog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cadbonkvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Do not commit murder.