Ratjamget is a god.

She takes the form of a large, charitable horse.

Ratjamget created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratjamget, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ratjamget, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ratjamget's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ratjamget's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ratjamget six times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not speak about figs.