Begditbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful toad.

Begditbonk created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Begditbonk, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Begditbonk, it will turn you into a worm.

Begditbonk's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Begditbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Always obey Begditbonk's priests.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Begditbonk loves eagles, so they must be respected.