Stikfartif is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, effective cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stikfartif created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikfartif, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stikfartif, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Stikfartif's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Stikfartif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Retreat if nine mice approach from the west.