Dogzigdoddid Vadvadstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking human.

Dogzigdoddid Vadvadstrag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogzigdoddid Vadvadstrag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogzigdoddid Vadvadstrag, she will turn you into a slug.

Dogzigdoddid Vadvadstrag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dogzigdoddid Vadvadstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Put Dogzigdoddid Vadvadstrag first in all things.

3. Always obey Dogzigdoddid Vadvadstrag's priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed cherries to great tits while wearing white shirts.