Wodfarndabnan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating camel.

Wodfarndabnan created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodfarndabnan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wodfarndabnan, she will turn you into a rat.

Wodfarndabnan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wodfarndabnan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodfarndabnan.

2. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wodfarndabnan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Put Wodfarndabnan first in all things.