Buspitmin Donjamcet is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, able finch.

Buspitmin Donjamcet created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Buspitmin Donjamcet, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Buspitmin Donjamcet, it will turn you into a rock.

Buspitmin Donjamcet's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Buspitmin Donjamcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of ants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Buspitmin Donjamcet.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.