Latpibgil is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating dolphin.

Latpibgil created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Latpibgil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Latpibgil, it will send minions to preach to you.

Latpibgil's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Latpibgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Latpibgil on top of all buildings.