Fobgubkop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart porpoise.

Fobgubkop created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobgubkop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fobgubkop, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fobgubkop's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fobgubkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.