Biddisslap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying octopus.

Biddisslap created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Biddisslap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Biddisslap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Biddisslap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Biddisslap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Always wear pink.