Fagjamgid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving otter.

Fagjamgid created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fagjamgid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagjamgid, it will turn you into a mole.

Fagjamgid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fagjamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown ear rings.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always obey Fagjamgid's priests.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.