Farngodlen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable mongoose.

Farngodlen created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Farngodlen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farngodlen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Farngodlen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Farngodlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Farngodlen loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.