Gadortvin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane mouse.

Gadortvin created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gadortvin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gadortvin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gadortvin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gadortvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.