Jattanten is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced mouse.

Jattanten created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jattanten, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jattanten, he will be mildly annoyed.

Jattanten's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jattanten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed turnips to foxes while wearing pink dresses.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.