Lipyattflow is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, temperamental chicken.

Lipyattflow created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lipyattflow, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipyattflow, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lipyattflow's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Lipyattflow's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipyattflow.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Hide if six sharks approach from the north.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.