Gepmin Dunflatgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured duck.

Gepmin Dunflatgeb created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepmin Dunflatgeb, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepmin Dunflatgeb, he will turn you into a snail.

Gepmin Dunflatgeb's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gepmin Dunflatgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.