Lunfossgigbot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, astonishing horse.

Lunfossgigbot created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfossgigbot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lunfossgigbot, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lunfossgigbot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Lunfossgigbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never sing in the presence of moths.