Hogbasscadfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humane clam.

Hogbasscadfeb created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogbasscadfeb, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hogbasscadfeb, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hogbasscadfeb's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hogbasscadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. You must love Hogbasscadfeb.

5. Never eat green fruit.