Kanbudlit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, boastful guinea pig.

Kanbudlit created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbudlit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kanbudlit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kanbudlit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kanbudlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never skip near shrews.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.