Tunmadpog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful capybara.

Tunmadpog created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunmadpog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tunmadpog, she will turn you into a duck.

Tunmadpog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tunmadpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck white.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tunmadpog.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to music.