Sablidbum is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, wise faun.
Sablidbum created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.
If you believe in Sablidbum, she will not care.
If you do not believe in Sablidbum, she will not invite you to parties.
Sablidbum's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Sablidbum's Holy Commandments
1. You must never eat garlic.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sablidbum.
5. Always help great tits in need.