Bedzogfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless toad.

Bedzogfun created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedzogfun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bedzogfun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bedzogfun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bedzogfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect three gold sculptures of Bedzogfun on top of important buildings.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Fast once a month.