Cetsadged Ponpogstipbug Rutthamfomwit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast snake.

Cetsadged Ponpogstipbug Rutthamfomwit created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetsadged Ponpogstipbug Rutthamfomwit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cetsadged Ponpogstipbug Rutthamfomwit, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cetsadged Ponpogstipbug Rutthamfomwit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cetsadged Ponpogstipbug Rutthamfomwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Do not take Cetsadged Ponpogstipbug Rutthamfomwit's name in vain.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Cetsadged Ponpogstipbug Rutthamfomwit on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Cetsadged Ponpogstipbug Rutthamfomwit eight times a day.