Vagboss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, annoying wolf.

Vagboss created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vagboss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vagboss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vagboss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vagboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear ear rings.