Japlogdunpit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented wasp.

Japlogdunpit created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Japlogdunpit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Japlogdunpit, she will not care.

Japlogdunpit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Japlogdunpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.
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