Yambunkarnell is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty whale.

Yambunkarnell created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yambunkarnell, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yambunkarnell, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yambunkarnell's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yambunkarnell's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yambunkarnell first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Yambunkarnell on top of important buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.