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He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient mouse.

Komnutbitappwotcungum Binrullnurlkablamflab created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

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1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.