Gupnutflan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate finch.

Gupnutflan created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Gupnutflan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gupnutflan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gupnutflan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gupnutflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hide from cyan capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always help goats.