Dumbeggud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident tapir.

Dumbeggud created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumbeggud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumbeggud, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dumbeggud's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dumbeggud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dumbeggud nine times a day.

2. Run away if seven goats approach from the north.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.