Xenbenveen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing salamander.

Xenbenveen created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenbenveen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenbenveen, she will turn you into a tree.

Xenbenveen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Xenbenveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always obey Xenbenveen's priests.

3. Never paint your back magenta.

4. Never wear turquoise kilts.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.