Citcubbid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast chinchilla.

Citcubbid created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Citcubbid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Citcubbid, she will be very unhappy.

Citcubbid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Citcubbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mention seals.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Never feed wheat to turtles while wearing blue skirts.