Pasbamflap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet slug.

Pasbamflap created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pasbamflap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pasbamflap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pasbamflap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pasbamflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.