Cengenyog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong zebra.

Cengenyog created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cengenyog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cengenyog, he will turn you into a worm.

Cengenyog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cengenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cengenyog on top of all buildings.