Sabciport is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unjust raven.

Sabciport created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sabciport, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sabciport, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sabciport's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sabciport's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never skip near turtles.