Pigabzognibsog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able guinea pig.

Pigabzognibsog created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigabzognibsog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigabzognibsog, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pigabzognibsog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pigabzognibsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not take Pigabzognibsog's name in vain.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.