Getgednib is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic cow.

Getgednib created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Getgednib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Getgednib, he will turn you into a duck.

Getgednib's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Getgednib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getgednib.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Run away from white moths, for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the north.