Yaktargfet is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent raven.

Yaktargfet created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaktargfet, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yaktargfet, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yaktargfet's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yaktargfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from indigo whales for they are unholy.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.