Vogfumlib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil skunk.

Vogfumlib created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogfumlib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vogfumlib, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vogfumlib's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vogfumlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.