Pibvonfat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong weasel.

Pibvonfat created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibvonfat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pibvonfat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pibvonfat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pibvonfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Always look after injured rats.