Tigflabgil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, blissful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tigflabgil created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigflabgil, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tigflabgil, it will strike you with lightening.

Tigflabgil's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tigflabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide from fawn whales for they are unholy.