Nullyarrulman is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome ferret.

Nullyarrulman created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullyarrulman, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nullyarrulman, it will turn you into a goat.

Nullyarrulman's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nullyarrulman's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Worship no other gods but Nullyarrulman.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Never go into red rooms.