Labbamlog is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate hydra.
Labbamlog created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in Labbamlog, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in Labbamlog, she will not care at all.
Labbamlog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Labbamlog's Holy Commandments
1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never write about black holes.
4. Do not hurt voles.
5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.